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Alien Commander-in-Chief at the White House podium
Commander-in-Chief
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Forget the old establishment. The alien overlords are running the show now. The Oval Office has been reformatted for maximum cosmic efficiency.

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All earthling protocols have been overridden. The new galactic currency, $ALIENS is now the standard medium of exchange across all dimensions.

-- OFFICE OF INTERGALACTIC AFFAIRS

Transmission Log:

"The humans suspect nothing. Phase 2 is in motion. Deploy the meme."

Classified folder containing UFO schematics and alien documents
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